General Zod Seeks US Presidency

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PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) -- General Zod launched his 2008 Presidential bid yesterday, greeted by a crowd of over 25,000.
"I am General Zod!" he bellowed, surveying the masses. "Listen to me, people of the Earth! Today I bring a new order to your planet! Your lands, your homes, your possessions, your very lives -- all of this and more you will gladly give to me! In return, I promise you lower taxes and cheap gas prices!"
The promise was met by wild cheers and a fanfare of balloons and confetti.
He continued: "It is as useless for you to deny me your vote as it is for me to annihilate you. You will only bring death and destruction upon yourselves, while I lose the potential products of your labor. In return for your vote, you will have my generous protection! In other words - you will be allowed to live.



"Zod kicks off campaign in Philly "
http://www.zod2008.com/
 
#2
I thought Cheney said he wasn't going to run.
 
#4
Dunno about you but I'd vote for him...he's positively libertarian compared to what the Septics have voted in in the past.
 
#6
Wonder if he will have Ursa as his 'running mate'......

 

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