General Flirty Banter Chat

Slightly better situation, it would be tres (notice the french there!) awful if you had to fork out for yourself to camp!!!

However, I am not adversed to camping, it can be quite fun, although tents are rarely soundproof 8O
hello all. Need another coffee, still not fully awake
ooh, getting into practice, am liking the "educated woman" approach
mmmmm coffee would be fab, preferably served to me whilst I am still in bed, by some hunky adonis! :lol:
hold on flowers, will just run and get my apron thing that cunningly makes me look like i have the body of a god!

Expresso or latte
flowers every time i have had a bloke bring me coffee it has had a suspicious gunky content floating on the surface possibly gorilla glue!

they cant be trusted :)
hey dizzy, don't judge everyone by the low grade man you have pulled, and if you must judge, stop telling everyone our secrets!!
Euughhh not the 'extra' froth I had in mind!!

mmmm maybe I'll just have the adonis in bed - do they come with extra froth too!? :lol:
Seriously though I am having a full meltdown in front of my screen right now, I need coffee and sustinance!

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