Gender English

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by RCSignals, Oct 29, 2005.

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    1. Yes = No
    2. No = Yes
    3. Maybe = No
    4. We need... = I want
    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
    6. We need to talk = I need to complain
    7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
    8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
    9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
    10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
    11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
    12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
    13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
    14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
    15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
    16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
    17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
    18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

    1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    3. I am tired = I am tired
    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    5. I love you = Let's have sex now
    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
    7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
    8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
    9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
    10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
    11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
    12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
    13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins
    14.! Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
    15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm a homo
  2. Yup! That's just about right.
  3. Bloody hell, just finished cleaning hte coffee up from the last few days.....guess i'll have to go out and buy more screen wipes or stop drinking coffee at the computer!!

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  5. No worries, it will teach me for thinking that I can read ARRSE safely whilst drinking my morning brew......Hmmmmm does that make me sad that logging on to ARRSE is now a part of my morning ritual. Can't possible start the day with out caffeine and ARRSE!!

  6. No, but they've made an emoticon in your honour

  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    S-D, you may note that some of my posts are around the 6am - 7 am timeslot so you are not along in getting your 'fix' first thing!

    RC Sigs - love the emiticon.