Gem of a Jubilee day for Chief Petty Officer Diamond

Discussion in 'Royal Navy' started by MoD_RSS, May 18, 2012.

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  2. Oh, for God's sake....
  3. Please make the bad man stop.
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  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Fair play. I never got the stupid **** medal.
  5. I've just poked both my eyes out with a bic biro FS I thought it waas only the crabs that had "chadfeed" on here
  6. HHH

    HHH LE

    That's a gem of a story.
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  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    What he sai.......

    Oh hang on.
  8. "The Chief Petty Officer was among 12 crew on board the Type 45 destroyer receiving the medals in a ceremony on board the ship at Portsmouth Naval Base..........blah blah blah...........................He will be among the 190 crew for the ship's maiden operational deployment to the Gulf"

    Does that mean only 12 out of 190 have served 5+ years? What a NIG ship. Bet you it hits a bridge or runs aground somewhere
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  9. Or gets robbed by Iranian school girls.
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  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    And I bet you will **** up the investigation.
  11. Other breaking news:
    CPO Gold was awarded the QGJM
    LCpl Boz Neah is proud of his medal for Bosnia
    PO (3rd class) I Rack was given a mounted version of his Iraq medal
    (The closest we got was Alf Garnet for his Afghan medal)

    You do realise that someone in MOD is getting paid for generating shit like this? And we complain of diversity managers, public awareness managers etc. No wonder my taxes are so fuckin' high!
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  12. More stock for fleabay then.
  13. Or, Heaven forbid, end up being bummed by a gaggle of Sierra Leonian scalleys wearing wedding dresses and magically bullet proof fright wigs. :-D
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  14. Nope..means only 12 gave 5 years satisfactory service, the rest were in the Brig for being drunk most of their service.