Gem of a Jubilee day for Chief Petty Officer Diamond

#1
Ministry of Defence said:
It may be a precious coincidence, but Royal Navy engineer Brian Diamond, who serves on board his namesake ship HMS Diamond, has been presented with a Queen's Diamond Jubilee Medal.

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B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#4
Fair play. I never got the stupid **** medal.
 
#5
I've just poked both my eyes out with a bic biro FS I thought it waas only the crabs that had "chadfeed" on here
 
#6
That's a gem of a story.
 
#8
"The Chief Petty Officer was among 12 crew on board the Type 45 destroyer receiving the medals in a ceremony on board the ship at Portsmouth Naval Base..........blah blah blah...........................He will be among the 190 crew for the ship's maiden operational deployment to the Gulf"

Does that mean only 12 out of 190 have served 5+ years? What a NIG ship. Bet you it hits a bridge or runs aground somewhere
 
#9
"The Chief Petty Officer was among 12 crew on board the Type 45 destroyer receiving the medals in a ceremony on board the ship at Portsmouth Naval Base..........blah blah blah...........................He will be among the 190 crew for the ship's maiden operational deployment to the Gulf"

Does that mean only 12 out of 190 have served 5+ years? What a NIG ship. Bet you it hits a bridge or runs aground somewhere
Or gets robbed by Iranian school girls.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#10
"The Chief Petty Officer was among 12 crew on board the Type 45 destroyer receiving the medals in a ceremony on board the ship at Portsmouth Naval Base..........blah blah blah...........................He will be among the 190 crew for the ship's maiden operational deployment to the Gulf"

Does that mean only 12 out of 190 have served 5+ years? What a NIG ship. Bet you it hits a bridge or runs aground somewhere
And I bet you will **** up the investigation.
 
#11
Other breaking news:
CPO Gold was awarded the QGJM
LCpl Boz Neah is proud of his medal for Bosnia
PO (3rd class) I Rack was given a mounted version of his Iraq medal
(The closest we got was Alf Garnet for his Afghan medal)


You do realise that someone in MOD is getting paid for generating shit like this? And we complain of diversity managers, public awareness managers etc. No wonder my taxes are so fuckin' high!
 
#16
Hip hip ....
 
#17
Or, Heaven forbid, end up being bummed by a gaggle of Sierra Leonian scalleys wearing wedding dresses and magically bullet proof fright wigs. :-D
Oi! Some people pay good money for that.
 
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