1. There are only 10 types of people! Those who do binary and those who don't.
2. An atom walks into the local pub and sees his mate sitting there all glum. "What's up with you mate?" he asks in a caring kind of way. "I've lost an electron," comes the reply. "Are you sure?" "Yeah mate I'm positive."
I'm working up to a stage act at the next FofS convention but I may have some way to go yet.