Geeks Valentine

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TA_sig, Feb 14, 2005.

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  1. I don't take credit for the above and if you understand it you're on dodgy ground.
     
  2. Whoops, dodgy ground. Possibly why I'm still single.

    Sad old git :oops: :oops: :oops:
     
  3. Roses are FF0000
    Violets are 3300FF
    I'ma geek
    Can I buy ya a drink?

    :oops:
     
  4. Roses are #FF0000
    Violets are #0000FF
    If it weren't for hexadecimal
    They'd be 16711680 and 255.

    :oops: :oops: :oops:
     
  5. I also have to say (although god knows why I'm about to destroy any remaining scrapsp of credibility) that the original post is actually supposed to be rendered as:

    Roses are #FF0000
    Violets are #0000FF
    chown -R you ~/base

    :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
    I'm going for a manly run now....and then I'm going to 'get me some biatches' :D
     
  6. Hmmm.. I think I have to admit to knowing what that means too.. :oops: But I think I'd refrain from putting it in a Valentine's card, cause I reckon I'd get dumped! :lol:
     
  7. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    I didn't know but have worked it out.

    Does that make me a sad git or just an incredibly handsome clever-bugger ?
     
  8. Calypso-you seem to be reather taken by this since you've managed 3 posts in 11 minutes. Glad to say I didn't quite get that last one, probably some obscure geek language.
     
  9. I didn't get it at all so I am quite happiy to remain geek free :D :D
     
  10. Roses are red
    Calypso's a geek
    He rents out his botty,
    7 days a week.

    :D
     
  11. Cait

    Violets are Blue
    Roses are Red
    Will you still love me
    When I repeatedly sh-it the bed
     
  12. I see.

    Without ever having even raised a metaphorical eyebrow to any of 'Caits' shenanigans, she has declared war.

    Stand by.

    Edited to sort the appalling spelling
     
  13. AFKAC

    Roses are red,
    Just like my knicker lace,
    I would still love you,
    If you crimped one off in my face :D
     
  14. Roses are red
    and often decorate halls,
    If I did that to you,
    the sh-it would stick to my balls.
     
  15. Roses are red,
    A shity sack doesnt matter,
    Just squat on my grid,
    So i can watch your mud splatter 8O :D