Geeks make least selfish lovers: Official

Discussion in 'Gaming and Software' started by msr, May 21, 2009.

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  1. msr

    msr LE

  2. Imagine that!

    And on a site read by geeks too! :roll:

    Do you feel better about yourself now msr? :D
  3. Thats because they are so thankfull for getting some old slapper for putting it out
  4. I suppose you were one of those 4 then msr?
  5. I remembwer some naff 80's septic teen film where a geek (US slang: Nerds) manages to shag a fit bird and the shes says that it was fantastic sex. the geek replied that because they didn't get it that often they sat around thinking (w4anking) so when they do do it they'll be grateful and caring to the woman.

    Sounds spot on to me. Err . . I don't get it that often so when I do I'll do it all porn film like instead of banging away like a belf-fed WOMBAT. That way she may let me again.

    Is this why fat birds are soooooo obliging? Especially in Beverly!!!
  6. FAt BIRDS dont yell, dont tell, and as gratfull as hell. dont you just love them
  7. I've just answered my own question. Revenge of the Nerds 1984. Durrr!!
  8. Love? Only for a very short time whilst:
    A: I'm trying to convince them sucking it would help solve the worlds enviroment
    B: They stupidly ask if I do 'love' them just as the vinegar stroke's hitting and I'm all muzzy.
  9. Now all we girls have to do is find a geek.....hmmmm wonder where we should look.....msr any ideas! :wink: :lol:
  10. msr

    msr LE

    Are you a fat bird?
  11. I highly recommend geek sex to all the ladies out there.

    Technical aspects are fascinating to a geek so they're more likely to do the research...and as a bonus, they're more likely to hold a job that brings in truckloads of cash.
  12. Last time I looked in a mirror a size 10/12 with a 34D looked back at me. So no I'm not fat.

    Now whats the likelihood of you being a fat bloke msr? :)
  13. Lets not overlook the Geek Girl on Geek Girl aspect either Rearwords :wink:
  14. The sentance should finish, "they would imagine".

    The odd man out is most likely the only one that has ever been near a lady's gusset.
  15. Hold that thought halo_jones. I'm sure the men will be along soon panting for that video. :p :lol: