Geeks make least selfish lovers: Official

#2
Imagine that!

And on a site read by geeks too! :roll:

Do you feel better about yourself now msr? :D
 
#3
Thats because they are so thankfull for getting some old slapper for putting it out
 
#4
I suppose you were one of those 4 then msr?
 
#5
I remembwer some naff 80's septic teen film where a geek (US slang: Nerds) manages to shag a fit bird and the shes says that it was fantastic sex. the geek replied that because they didn't get it that often they sat around thinking (w4anking) so when they do do it they'll be grateful and caring to the woman.

Sounds spot on to me. Err . . I don't get it that often so when I do I'll do it all porn film like instead of banging away like a belf-fed WOMBAT. That way she may let me again.

Is this why fat birds are soooooo obliging? Especially in Beverly!!!
 
#6
FAt BIRDS dont yell, dont tell, and as gratfull as hell. dont you just love them
 
#7
Fat_Cav said:
I remembwer some naff 80's septic teen film where a geek (US slang: Nerds) manages to shag a fit bird and the shes says that it was fantastic sex. the geek replied that because they didn't get it that often they sat around thinking (w4anking) so when they do do it they'll be grateful and caring to the woman.

Sounds spot on to me. Err . . I don't get it that often so when I do I'll do it all porn film like instead of banging away like a belf-fed WOMBAT. That way she may let me again.

Is this why fat birds are soooooo obliging? Especially in Beverly!!!
I've just answered my own question. Revenge of the Nerds 1984. Durrr!!
 
#8
tropper66 said:
FAt BIRDS dont yell, dont tell, and as gratfull as hell. dont you just love them
Love? Only for a very short time whilst:
A: I'm trying to convince them sucking it would help solve the worlds enviroment
B: They stupidly ask if I do 'love' them just as the vinegar stroke's hitting and I'm all muzzy.
 
#10
Are you a fat bird?
 
#11
I highly recommend geek sex to all the ladies out there.

Technical aspects are fascinating to a geek so they're more likely to do the research...and as a bonus, they're more likely to hold a job that brings in truckloads of cash.
 
#14
four in five declaring that sex should be more about their partner than satisfying their own filthy needs.
The sentance should finish, "they would imagine".

The odd man out is most likely the only one that has ever been near a lady's gusset.
 
#16
Fat_Cav said:
I remembwer some naff 80's septic teen film where a geek (US slang: Nerds) manages to shag a fit bird and the shes says that it was fantastic sex. the geek replied that because they didn't get it that often they sat around thinking (w4anking) so when they do do it they'll be grateful and caring to the woman.

Sounds spot on to me. Err . . I don't get it that often so when I do I'll do it all porn film like instead of banging away like a belf-fed WOMBAT. That way she may let me again.

Is this why fat birds are soooooo obliging? Especially in Beverly!!!
Revenge of The Nerds: one of the Nerds bumps uglies with the Cheerleader girlfriend of the Quaterback. When she asks him how he is so good at sex he replies:

"Because all Jocks(athletes)think about is sport. All Nerds think about is sex." 8)
 
#17
I read this thread, then watched the best episode of Big Bang Theory ever. Kaley Cuoco in a tiny blue dress.

Awesome.
 
#20
In true geek fashion this can all be boiled down to simple mathematics.

All lovers will at some point be selfish, some more than others but in general terms more lovers= more selfish overall

Geeks stay in and concentrate on becoming a level 8 wizard, translating war and peace into binary and reading comics for "grown ups" so no lovers

no lovers = less selfish.

Simple really.
 
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