I feel its time that Switzerland stopped shi'tting themselves behind the Alps and had a war. Over four hundred years of peace cant be good for you after all! So lets Gee them up a bit and see if there's any fight left in the sh'it stained lederhosen. The Swiss used to have a good excuse surrounded by larger powers but now Europe is full of little tin pot states gagging for a hiding. Take the Czech republic for example, sitting there smugly in their Skodas eyeing your pint up. Go on Switzerland have a pop at the fuckers! The French are always good for a kicking, they usually fold half way through the first round and then try and blame their ring men! It's almost a home game. A surprise attack to capture the Rhone and its delta and hey presto, youre no longer a landlocked sh'it hole. With your fleet of chocolate powered paddle boats and your rack and pinion armoured mountain climbing trams you could rapidly subdue the whole Mediteranean basin. Think of it, Sicilian cheese full of holes. Alpine horns playing in Algeria! Go on. Ill hold your coat!