Woopert old chap, you are looking at this from the wrong perspective. Instead of thinking "What a bunch of strokers". You should be thinking "What a great way to make a load of money training yank civvies how to blot, bang, rub by marketing myself as an NBC instructor". Think about it - just set up your own CS chamber, make them take off their resperators and say their favourite football/baseball team. Once they start choking, that's it. They're all trained up. If it's good enough for HM forces, it's good enough for John Q American.
This would be too vulgar an enterprise for the gentlemen of the HAC, rather they would aquire the freehold of the land in a prime city location, built a huge monument to imperialism, build a bar, and rent out the playing fields for the training to tkae place on, followed by a summer ball in the marquee...after all why waste the opportunity to fleece PWC/Accenture/Goldmine Sachs et al for a corporate bash?
I am more worried as to how you came across this site in the first place woopert! ??? My how you must scour the web and all for our benefit! Good on yer son!
I guess such ads are great ways to clear out unwnated surpluses....a friend of mine who, by dint of an ill-advised bid for 'unseen' bankrupt stock, ended up with 2 gross of vibrators! He did a roaring trade selling them off at Christmas as cocktail mixers!!