Gday Elton

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by fartsac, Dec 6, 2005.

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  1. It didn't take Elton John and his fella long to get down to the local council building to register for a 'marriage' licence.
    What Next :?:
  2. Erm, a reception, I suppose.
  3. Followed by a protracted honeymoon. Honestly, have you no imagination, not a shred of romance in your soul? You should be lifting a glass of (pink) champagne to salute the dear old queen.
  4. Will David then be known as Lady John?
  5. ....with this ring I thee wed.........
  6. Whose ring are we talking about?
  7. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    Concur......gentlemen,in the words of Quentin Crisp, I give you a toast: to one of the stately homos of England - SLAINTE ! :lol:

    Peace and mercy be upon him.

    Le Chevre
  8. Or in the words of Churchill
    "Buggers cant be choosers"
  9. Buggery :lol:
  10. Well, he'd know. He was 1st Sea Lord after all, God rest his soul.
  11. Rum, Soddamy and the Lash.
  12. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Rum, bum & dressing up as pirates.

    Not sure if that's Elton John's 'wedding' reception or Part Ones for the RN.
  13. Makes me shudder at the thought of it....
  14. No Jokes about 'Shuddering' please..... :oops: