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Gazza joins SAS ahead of film debut (sic)

#1
Gazza joins SAS ahead of film debut

Former footballer Paul Gascoigne is training with the SAS in preparation for his movie debut.

Gazza has landed the starring role in sci-fi film Final Run.

His character is a hero battling to save the Earth from aliens.

Revealing details of his role to radio station Talksport, Gascoigne said: "It's a science fiction movie. Aliens invade us and I head a group of survivors and hopefully come out a hero.

"The first thing I'll be doing is practising with the SAS. Practising holding a machine gun and doing some undercover work, stuff like that. It's quite exciting."

The ex-England star hopes the role will lead to a Hollywood career - as it did for fellow footballer Vinnie Jones.

"It's something different, it's an opportunity for me. I'm always changing things. It didn't do Vinnie Jones any harm!" Gascoigne said.

"It's hopefully not a one-off. I've seen some of the other stuff the producers have done and it's quite good - very good, in fact. This could be an opportunity for other things. Hopefully this will do really, really well. We're looking forward to it doing well."

Gascoigne will appear opposite Ray Winstone's actress daughter, Lois.

Final Run begins shooting in June and is scheduled for released in 2008.
words fail me...
 
#2
FFS, the man is a brainless alcoholic with a speech impediment. I take it he scares the bad guys away by bursting into tears?

Straight to video (or even better - the cutting room floor), one hopes
 
#3
Is this a wind up?? is he gonna be playing a fat, drunken, wife beating alien, who occasionally breaks into bursts of sobbing?...or just a normal Geordie wazzack?
 
#4
But people (Septic's) could understand Vinnie Jones, they wont have a fekkin clue what Gazza says.....'Fog on the Tyne'!
 
#5
"Didn't Feckin nah leek, did ye call wor pint a hooer? canny baga chewder!!"

er gee Mr Gascoigne can we just do that take again, you dont have to read the aliens lines ya know baby!!

" Ah divant feckin nah what ye are talking aboot man"

yes its half past three Mr gascoigne!!...........
 
#6
Methinks the only battle Gazza is going to face is the one to lose the flab he has gained from being a lardy :numberone:

It's going to be a mother of a fight :threaten:


fastmedic
 
#7
I reckon, he should play the part of the alien, he's got the looks for it.

The titles right though, it will be his final run, if he breaks into a mild sweat.
 
#8
Watch out Yanks, the Brits are on the Oscar Trail with possibly Lewis Colins as David Stirling in the lead role and war Gazza as his right hand man in best male suporting whinging wino role throwing rattles out of the Pink Panther screaming 'I'll be back' (sorry Arnie)
 
#9
Sounds like a wonderful film......

It may have been done before me thinks though.
 
#11
EX_STAB said:
Gazza has landed the starring role in sci-fi film Final Run.

His character is a hero battling to save the Earth from aliens.
Sorry but I'm siding with the aliens.

If I can tell the difference.
 
#13
EX_STAB said:
Gazza joins SAS ahead of film debut

Former footballer Paul Gascoigne is training with the SAS in preparation for his movie debut.

Gazza has landed the starring role in sci-fi film Final Run.

His character is a hero battling to save the Earth from aliens.

Revealing details of his role to radio station Talksport, Gascoigne said: "It's a science fiction movie. Aliens invade us and I head a group of survivors and hopefully come out a hero.

"The first thing I'll be doing is practising with the SAS. Practising holding a machine gun and doing some undercover work, stuff like that. It's quite exciting."

The ex-England star hopes the role will lead to a Hollywood career - as it did for fellow footballer Vinnie Jones.

"It's something different, it's an opportunity for me. I'm always changing things. It didn't do Vinnie Jones any harm!" Gascoigne said.

"It's hopefully not a one-off. I've seen some of the other stuff the producers have done and it's quite good - very good, in fact. This could be an opportunity for other things. Hopefully this will do really, really well. We're looking forward to it doing well."

Gascoigne will appear opposite Ray Winstone's actress daughter, Lois.

Final Run begins shooting in June and is scheduled for released in 2008.
words fail me...
I feel so sorry for the SAS guys enough said
 
#14
Gascoigne will appear opposite Ray Winstone's actress daughter, Lois.
He couldn't appear next to her.

Unless it's a VERY wide screen.
 
#15
warrant said:
I feel so sorry for the SAS guys enough said
Please, please, enough said from you.

Why is your sig block so large and full of your pointless random petitions?


Mods/Admin. Any chance you could limit the size? It makes it difficult to read warrant/chubbs posts.
 
#17
'practising holding a machine gun'

oh dear

Footballers make bad actors, did anybody see Beckhams film debut? It was awful.
 
#19
The Lord Flasheart said:
Footballers make bad humans.

Never seen a convincing one yet.
Footballers are human?



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