Gays in the changing room

#1
I went swimming today and whilst I was getting changed this bloke started to chat me up (he asked me to move my stuff). Over the last 9 hours of my jam packed life I have been pondering the following question.

Should gays be allowed to change in their sexes changing room?

Just think you drop your towel, you bend over and problems ensued. I mean it is like putting Michael Jackson in a nursery.

Should gay men have to change with the women? In the laws of fairness should I expect dykes to start changing with me? Could I pretend (yes pretend) to be gay in order to change with the women?

I am unsure so I consult arrses mature and level-headed wisdom.

Edd
 
#3
Yeah because every gay bloke is a rapiest, well known fact that! You must be almost as good looking as me for everyone of either sex to hit on you, or is it just the gays?

But then seens as this is the naffi bar, would I fcuk want dykes in my changing room, their 12" clits would intermidate me!!

Although in my pool we have unisex changing rooms, I keep pushing for unisex showers ala Starship Troopers!
 
#4
Maybe the day will come when there will be separate gay changing rooms -maybe there are some places that have them already?

But if I were gay I wouldn't use them - I'd be in with the boys letching at all the meat. You'd never know I was gay, well the general may give the game away!!!

'snot fair we can't do the same in ladies changing rooms. They have 'gay rights' where are our straight rights?

I am very much in touch with my feminine side.

It's the biggest lesbian on the planet!
 
#5
edd1989 said:
I went swimming today and whilst I was getting changed this bloke started to chat me up (he asked me to move my stuff). Over the last 9 hours of my jam packed life I have been pondering the following question.
FFS, Edd, What HAVE you been doing for the last 9 hours that has provoked such thoughts?

Are we to understand that said lifter of the shirt scored with his chat up line....eeeuuurrggghhhh!!!

Are you sure it was only jam that has been packed and not fudge?

Now boil yourself in Dettol and poke a red hot knitting needle down your jap's eye before you go and throw yourself off a tall railway bridge into the path of a high speed train..............and let that be a lesson for having such impure thoughts!!!!
 
#6
I once debated the 'gays in the military' issue with some of my privates (fnarr, fnarr). The general consensus was that they didn't want some shortlifter ogling their parts and trying to b*gger them when they bent over.

I looked at the spotty, smelly, weedy and be-shellsuited individual making most of the running with this issue and couldn't help but think of the stereotypical gay man - impeccably dressed, scented, toned and fastidiously hygenic. My instincts told me McSporran wasn't likely to be high on their pin-up list.

Look mate, just because they're gay doesn't make them rapists. They might not even fancy you and if they do, well hey! look on the bright side. You'll always know where to go for a spot of noshing if the mood to experiment takes hold.
 
#7
What a farkin' amazing chat up line! "Hi, excuse me, would you mind moving your stuff over please?". That makes most of the well mannered men in the world gay!

Also all gay men are rapists. Didn't you know that if you get within 5 metres of them you can also catch the gay disease?

Stupid fcuk
 
#8
edd1989 - Have you considered just not using a "rainbow friendly" turkish bathhouse as your usual place to take a refreshing dip? You may find less overly affectionate males down the council pool complex rather than in your apparently typical choice of haunt within the "specialty client" establishments listings.
 
#9
oh dear, here we go again...
Edd even though its been said here many times, Not every gay man is going to want to pound your arrse, in fact it might be the opposit way round, maybe they wanted you to do them.
Maybe they saw something in you ( no pun intended) that they saw in them... ;)
 
#13
You should have taken advantage of the situation and forced him to give you a good noshing. There's nothing quite so relaxing after a hard work out as being sucked off - a mouth's just a mouth, you're only gay if you take it.
 
#14
Suppose I must have been lucky all my life to have lived under the impression that no gay approach would interest me. Maybe suggests some inherent weakness in the poster that makes him worried what his response to a gay chat up might be?
 
#15
edd1989 said:
I went swimming today and whilst I was getting changed this bloke started to chat me up (he asked me to move my stuff). Over the last 9 hours of my jam packed life I have been pondering the following question.

Should gays be allowed to change in their sexes changing room?

Just think you drop your towel, you bend over and problems ensued. I mean it is like putting Michael Jackson in a nursery.

Should gay men have to change with the women? In the laws of fairness should I expect dykes to start changing with me? Could I pretend (yes pretend) to be gay in order to change with the women?

I am unsure so I consult arrses mature and level-headed wisdom.

Edd


Oh dear, someone's not secure with their own sexuality...



BTW: There's a queer on this thread... give us a kiss and I'll tell you who it is!
 
#16
What's the address of this swimming pool?

I may need to check it out for homo activities.

Plus I've always wondered if I could fit a large, meaty, cylindrical shaped object in my back eye without dumping 10cc of DNA.
 
#17
We should put on our speedos and false Magnum taches and go together Geordie...

I will rub you over with Lurpak before feeding man after man after swollen glanded man into your hungry anus, only releasing them in time for their release into my slutty mouth.

As a means of anonymous escape each giver shall be clubbed with a shower door and have a locker dropped on them
 
#19
CRmeansCeilingReached said:
crabby said:
What a farkin' amazing chat up line! "Hi, excuse me, would you mind moving your stuff over please?".
almost as good as "Can I push your stool in for you?" :) :twisted:
That's just being a gentleman, you shouldn't even have to ask :D

I'm strangely turned on by MDN's post... is there more?
 
#20
The Doris' gym had a free open day last Sunday so I went along to beast away the previous night's hangover. Too much ale the night before ensured that halfway through my treadmill session, over a period of 2 to 3 minutes I steadily released a series of rancid f4rts, which wafted down the gym and was detected by the mrs (as she knows my aroma after a night on the pop) who almost started banging together mess tins. Anyway I managed to make it to the end of my session before I had to make a mad dash to the gents changing rooms only to find a rather ambiguous sign on the door saying "GIRL FREE ZONE!" After 2 minutes in that cubicle even the rats had fcuked off and even the biggest swingers in the block wouldn't have touched the sides.
 

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