Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by wildcard.rgbw, Jun 19, 2009.

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  1. I think I'm gay, I kind of fancy the platoon sergeant... I really have no idea what to do
  2. Let him fuck you, then you'll know if you are gay or not.

    (Oh the irony of it all when this ends up in the hole)
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Cracking :D
  4. Change sig for a start
  5. Try it and if you find yourself pushing back then you know you are gay.


  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Try it on, and when he beats you to a bloody pulp, come to the realisation that he might actually be hetero.

    Edited to add: or of course, what with the new laws and stuff, he might actually have you for sexual harassment in the workplace, and constructive dismissal, and the MOD might have to weigh him out to the tune of a couple of hundred grand at tax-payer's expense.

    Now THAT'S irony!
  7. PM Jarrod for some advice.
  8. Join the RAF Regiment. You'll be the butchest one there.
  9. Are you bored Wildcard from the M4 Regiment?

    This and your wnaking post - it's pants.
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Could be worse he could start five or six threads about Bivvi Bags......

    Oh wait..
  11. Fuckmyoldboots Jarrod - it'd be like chucking a dossbag into the back of a bedford.
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Why? Is Jarrods c0ck green and soft?

    And how do you know?
  13. Of all the coincidences Auld-yin told us all back in 1998 on a thread entitled " Jarrod's Green and Softcock"
  14. You might have to get the RBH sewn up again to reconstitute the octopus.
  15. First things first ... do you regard yourself as a "pitcher" or a "catcher"?

    Go and watch the movie Bruno... if you think it's a savagely insightful social commentary on the tragic plight of gay Austrian fashion journalists... then you are indeed a puddle jumper in which case I'd recommend you become a Liberal Democrat MP and spend your evenings on Clapham Common "watching badgers"