Gay

#1
I think I'm gay, I kind of fancy the platoon sergeant... I really have no idea what to do
 
#2
Let him fuck you, then you'll know if you are gay or not.

(Oh the irony of it all when this ends up in the hole)
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#3
theoriginalphantom said:
Let him fuck you, then you'll know if you are gay or not.

(Oh the irony of it all when this ends up in the hole)
Cracking :D
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
Try it on, and when he beats you to a bloody pulp, come to the realisation that he might actually be hetero.

Edited to add: or of course, what with the new laws and stuff, he might actually have you for sexual harassment in the workplace, and constructive dismissal, and the MOD might have to weigh him out to the tune of a couple of hundred grand at tax-payer's expense.

Now THAT'S irony!
 
#8
Join the RAF Regiment. You'll be the butchest one there.
 
#9
Are you bored Wildcard from the M4 Regiment?

This and your wnaking post - it's pants.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#10
Could be worse he could start five or six threads about Bivvi Bags......

Oh wait..
 
#11
jarrod248 said:
wildcard.rgbw said:
I think I'm gay, I kind of fancy the platoon sergeant... I really have no idea what to do
I'd suggest not leaving your computer logged in to Arrse and wondering off or alternatively I'm much better looking that your Sgt. and I'll be happy to shag you into Julember.
Fuckmyoldboots Jarrod - it'd be like chucking a dossbag into the back of a bedford.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#12
tattybadger said:
jarrod248 said:
wildcard.rgbw said:
I think I'm gay, I kind of fancy the platoon sergeant... I really have no idea what to do
I'd suggest not leaving your computer logged in to Arrse and wondering off or alternatively I'm much better looking that your Sgt. and I'll be happy to shag you into Julember.
Fuckmyoldboots Jarrod - it'd be like chucking a dossbag into the back of a bedford.
Why? Is Jarrods c0ck green and soft?

And how do you know?
 
#13
B_AND_T said:
tattybadger said:
jarrod248 said:
wildcard.rgbw said:
I think I'm gay, I kind of fancy the platoon sergeant... I really have no idea what to do
I'd suggest not leaving your computer logged in to Arrse and wondering off or alternatively I'm much better looking that your Sgt. and I'll be happy to shag you into Julember.
Fuckmyoldboots Jarrod - it'd be like chucking a dossbag into the back of a bedford.
Why? Is Jarrods c0ck green and soft?

And how do you know?
Of all the coincidences Auld-yin told us all back in 1998 on a thread entitled " Jarrod's Green and Softcock"
 
#14
jarrod248 said:
tattybadger said:
jarrod248 said:
wildcard.rgbw said:
I think I'm gay, I kind of fancy the platoon sergeant... I really have no idea what to do
I'd suggest not leaving your computer logged in to Arrse and wondering off or alternatively I'm much better looking that your Sgt. and I'll be happy to shag you into Julember.
Fuckmyoldboots Jarrod - it'd be like chucking a dossbag into the back of a bedford.
I'd hope for something a bit tighter but maybe when I'm finished you may be right.
You might have to get the RBH sewn up again to reconstitute the octopus.
 
#15
First things first ... do you regard yourself as a "pitcher" or a "catcher"?

Go and watch the movie Bruno... if you think it's a savagely insightful social commentary on the tragic plight of gay Austrian fashion journalists... then you are indeed a puddle jumper in which case I'd recommend you become a Liberal Democrat MP and spend your evenings on Clapham Common "watching badgers"
 
#16
Archangel said:
First things first ... do you regard yourself as a "pitcher" or a "catcher"?

Go and watch the movie Bruno... if you think it's a savagely insightful social commentary on the tragic plight of gay Austrian fashion journalists... then you are indeed a puddle jumper in which case I'd recommend you become a Liberal Democrat MP and spend your evenings on Clapham Common "watching badgers"
Be fuckingcareful.
 
#17
smartascarrots said:
Join the RAF Regiment. You'll be the butchest one there.
Oooooooh...... get you, big boy! :wink:
 
#18
tattybadger said:
Archangel said:
First things first ... do you regard yourself as a "pitcher" or a "catcher"?

Go and watch the movie Bruno... if you think it's a savagely insightful social commentary on the tragic plight of gay Austrian fashion journalists... then you are indeed a puddle jumper in which case I'd recommend you become a Liberal Democrat MP and spend your evenings on Clapham Common "watching badgers"
Be fuckingcareful.
No not you tatty!! I meant the short scruffy notoriously aggressive short-sighted little creatures which spend all their time scurrying around on all fours under bushes....

err... come to think of it :D
 
#20
Aren't you all gay now, what with those long Op Tours and only your mates crack to admire for six long, lonely months? :oops:
 

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