Gay Test

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by zetlander, Feb 1, 2008.

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  1. zetlander

    zetlander Swinger

    Test your gayness :-

    You've taken part in homo-erotic initiation
    You've played 'soggy biscuit'
    Taken part in babooning
    Given/had a hand round whilst on stag
    Frolicked at the naked bar
    Taken part in a daisy chain
    Been in a threesome - 2 men 1 woman
    Turned on by giving a mexican bumwa@k
    Spend too long in the showers

    Three or more yes's and you win a ticket to a musical of your choice!
  2. There has been a proliferation of `Am I...aren`t I?`, `Is he...isn`t he?` ,
    `Can I have a poof as a mate ....?` questions in the NAFFI recently....
    am I missing something here........?
  3. arby

    arby LE

    All these threads are complete rip off of my original, "have I got a gay" thread. All these other threads are imposters.
  4. Given that I only recognise 'staying in the shower' and 'threesome' from your list I must be very ungay.

  5. Have you never done a zulu?you must have led a sheltered life
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Are you suggesting we have a proliferation of gay-walts on the forum? :eek:
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Have we not got any lipstick lesbians on this site? Give us few and rare remaining heterosexuals something to relish.
  8. arby

    arby LE

    yas and frankly Im sick of it. They are wearing brown wings (not the proper ones) that they havent earned and are living off the shaftings of others. :x
  9. arby

    arby LE

    not those brown wings, they make stylish, practical and comfortable clothes for the man who wants quality, value for money and style :D

    arby wants free stuff
  10. The gays have tests now?? Hang on, surely being in sexual relations with a personage of the same sex is the actual test? :roll:
  11. Handbags lads, handbags.

    It's not gay! We're just more comfortable with out sexuality these days ;)
  12. Obviously there must be varying degrees of gayness, from ogling the chaps in the CK underwear ads in FHM to felching some hairy assed biker in the toilets of Zero's nightclub in Plymouth.
  13. BIGBIRD101

    BIGBIRD101 Old-Salt

  14. I am 33% gay.. some of them questions are for people that are like mid-life I swear! :p
  15. Especially iffy when our Septic chums refer to website regulars as 'Bandits'. Makes me a bit uncomfortable to think about it.