On Wonkette Wingnuts Confused Over How To Be Angry About New DC Comics Gay Superhero. I've always had doubts about Batman, it's not just the tights there's that gravelly voice he uses in public and Robin has been keeping a low profile lately. There are serious questions here, if DC ends its don't ask don't tell policy are all the costumed crusaders going to turn out to be friends of Dorothy? What impact will this have on crime fighting and recruitment to the Met from Kent? In other franchises I'm even having doubts about The Hulk, I mean he's always turning up in those ripped trousers, appears to spend all day working on his abs and the endless anger management issues, it's like backstage at Les Mis. And Hawkeye? Well that I always took as read.