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Gay sex tips.

#1
Anyone logging onto ARRSE recently, coudn't help but notice the proliferation of cookery threads and requests for pasta recipes.
The all pervading heady musk of bi-curiosity is definitely in the air.
So with my finger on the zeitgeist, I decided to do all you shy wallflowers and closet mincers, a favour, and broach the subject of mano e mano amore.
So come on, lets have the lowdown on all things bufty. Giving, taking, smoking, felching, to lube or not etc.
In your own time.
 
#2
sandmanfez said:
Anyone logging onto ARRSE recently, coudn't help but notice the proliferation of cookery threads and requests for pasta recipes.
The all pervading heady musk of bi-curiosity is definitely in the air.
So with my finger on the zeitgeist, I decided to do all you shy wallflowers and closet mincers, a favour, and broach the subject of mano e mano amore.
So come on, lets have the lowdown on all things bufty. Giving, taking, smoking, felching, to lube or not etc.
In your own time.
You already seem to have a broad knowledge...

msr
 
#4
Mods
The tone of this thread already sounds utterly vile. I must ask that you take this "sandmanfez" creature out and administer a damn good thrashing; even if he does enjoy it
 

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#6
All of you slagging off this thread...

You must be curious, or else why open a thread called "Gay sex tips"?
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
Allegedly, if you are looking to engage in a lesbian sex romp, you first have to find two fit looking lesbians, and ply them with a lot of drink . . . at your house.

I would appreciate any tips, because the last time I tried, the girl next door was drunk, I was drunk, but my missus was sober and having none of it.

I wish to get involved in this, and need some advice as I'm not convinced about my sexuality.
 
#11
HVM_Boy said:
I can't believe you lot clicked on this thread and read it! Looking for tips were you....

...erm...?
Normal sex is boring, gay sex is great

I have no problems what so ever sharing my bed with with 2 or more lesbians.
 
#14
HVM_Boy said:
I can't believe you lot clicked on this thread and read it! Looking for tips were you....

...erm...?
Not all. Users were no doubt just curious about:

1) the sensitivity with which this difficult yet topical subject would be explored bearing in mind the need to guard against any form of negativism towards those of alternate sexual preferences in this PC age,

or

2) the depths to which human depravity can possibly be plumbed this time.

So much the same as the usual NAAFI Bar thread really
 
#20
I only clicked on this thread as I thought that it was started by JIan Hamilton who, of course, has lingered in both the playground and the sewage farm at various times in (his/her) its time on this planet.

Seems like sandmanfez has quite a broad knowledge of the subject, presumably he is a paid up member of that donkey chucking, paella consuming, bull tormenting, Canary Island occupying race of Aloe Vera growing inbreds loved so dearly by both the Basque people and Gibraltarians alike. In which case his curiosity is completely understandable, having seen the state that most Spanish wimmin over the age of 19 become, I can fully understand why they have such a huge gay population.
 

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