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Gay roles for gay actors

If he was given full editorial and screenwriting oversight, then the next Dr Who will be a limp-wristed pretty boy who travel the universe camping it up and fellating warrior strongmen to save plant Earth.

His trusty companions would be a mix of Alan Carr look-a-likies, with a few butch lezzers, and one straight person (all of which will be either BAME, disabled, or a mongy spacker)

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So not much different from the current Dr Who then
 
Where does this policy stand on actors who take up notional gayness for the duration of the role?

Will there be a requirement for a qualifying period of pre-gayness, and if so, how long will it be?

Will actors be legally obliged to demonstrate gayness during casting calls, and if so, to what extent on a scale from say, light tip-tasting at one end of the scale to double-físting at the other end, so to speak?

Will there be a contractual requirement for post-gayness after a role has finished, and if so, how long will it be?

Why do I have so much time on my hands to pose such questions?
So when is your audition?
 

theoriginalphantom

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Where does this policy stand on actors who take up notional gayness for the duration of the role?

Will there be a requirement for a qualifying period of pre-gayness, and if so, how long will it be?

Will actors be legally obliged to demonstrate gayness during casting calls, and if so, to what extent on a scale from say, light tip-tasting at one end of the scale to double-físting at the other end, so to speak?

Will there be a contractual requirement for post-gayness after a role has finished, and if so, how long will it be?

Why do I have so much time on my hands to pose such questions?

You may want to practice for the oral exam.
 

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