Gay Ray

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by DaveRRF, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Gay Ray goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

    The doctor comes back and says, 'Ray, I'm not going to beat around the
    bush. You have AIDS.'

    Ray is devastated. 'Doc, what can I do?'. 'Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of
    cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers,
    40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,1/2 box of Grapes, nuts cereal, and top it off
    with a gallon of prune juice.'

    Ray asks bewildered, 'Will that cure me, Doc?' Doc says, 'No, but it
    should leave you with a better understanding of what your arse is for.