Gay Porn Alarm Clock

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  1. I was wondering if anyone had a gay porn alarm clock for sale?
     
  2. ...wut?
     
  3. Its really good, my mate has one. When it goes of a screen comes up with gay porn on it, there are straight versions avaible. But it is a very handy tool if you like to crack on off when you wake up.
     
  4. Do you feel good now?
    Should do after fixing this little number up.
     
  5. Surley thats a compliment?
     
  6. Ask the Household Division, they tend to cruise Soho . . . . . :wink: :D
     
  7. Alarm cock more like.

    Why not take a picture of yoursel, stick it on the clock and there you go.
     
  8. Why not send this thread to the arrsehole where gay porn clocks and nancies fit
     
  9. Please try and come up with something a little more entertaining than this.
     
  10. Does this proove yesterdays story that gay men have smaller brains,therefore making them write stupid threads?
     
  11. CharlieBubbles Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:19 pm Post subject: Re: Gay Porn Alarm Clock
    Ask the Household Division, they tend to cruise Soho . . . . .

    What's the matter CB? - A Hairy-Arrsed Guardsman been hanging out of the back of your mother?
     
  12. vvaannmmaann could you remind me who it is in your avatar and where there are more pictures? (Oh, I'm afraid I'm out of alarm clocks at present)
     
  13. keyra agustina

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