Gay Panda???

#1
Well I've just been watching the news to hear the sad news that the 2 Panda's in Edinburgh Zoo have failed to mate!

If you could only shag for 2 days a year and were locked in a cage with a female of the same species (even if it was Dot Cotton).... Well I know I'd have a handful of purple rinsed perm and my man meat so deep in her shit box it'd be tickling her tonsils!!!

I call GAY PANDA!!!!
 
#4
There is always next year....

Christ, one chance of a shag a year.....bit like marriage.......
 
#5
Well I've just been watching the news to hear the sad news that the 2 Panda's in Edinburgh Zoo have failed to mate!

If you could only shag for 2 days a year and were locked in a cage with a female of the same species (even if it was Dot Cotton).... Well I know I'd have a handful of purple rinsed perm and my man meat so deep in her shit box it'd be tickling her tonsils!!!

I call GAY PANDA!!!!
The reason why Pandas are endangered?
 
#7
"But these pandas are simply not interested in conventional sex. Among their many colourful requests, they want us to move them into a new cage 'in a murky basement' with a harness and lube dispenser."
Haha no wonder..... Problem identified now where can I find a Panda sized gimp suit and an industrial sized tub of KY???
 
#9
Maybe she's just ugly by panda standards? Karen Matthews ugly.

He's not a machine, you know. He has feelings.
 

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#10
Maybe she's just ugly by panda standards? Karen Matthews ugly.

He's not a machine, you know. He has feelings.
It's an Edinburgh thing. We all indulge in bumming over here.
 
#11
Christ! He's gone native quickly.

He's taking sauce with that bamboo?
 
#13
A bit of a waste bringing all that tea with him, then. It'll never get used.
 
#14
News now confirmed that the frigid bitch panda didn't put out despite "Sunshine" being up for a ride. Do we share a lot of DNA with pandas? I see a recurring theme here?! He even sprayed his musk all over her cage, bet her gaff was honking.
 
#15
I went to Edinburgh Zoo last year and had booked to see the pandas. Three things occurred to me:
The first was how bloody particular the Chinese are when it comes to dictating how their little monochrome animal superstars are looked after. Not a problem in itself but fucking hypocritical when they're trying to take the rest of the animal kingdom in fucking tablet form in a vain attempt to cure what must be epidemic erectile dysfunction.
The second thing that crossed my mind was that the so-called pandas are just people in costume- when our group was ushered into the presence of the female one (make sure your camera flashes are switched off) she was sitting in a very human-like way. Maybe if she acted more like a bear the male panda would find her more fuckable. Just a thought.
The third panda-related thing which I found amusing was that on buying a panda soft toy in the gift shop, there was no 'Made in China' label anywhere to be found.

Aside from that, I liked the zoo a great deal. The rhinos were very good- charging through their mudbath in a tank-like fashion and obviously having a very good time.
 
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