Gay Panda???

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  1. Well I've just been watching the news to hear the sad news that the 2 Panda's in Edinburgh Zoo have failed to mate!

    If you could only shag for 2 days a year and were locked in a cage with a female of the same species (even if it was Dot Cotton).... Well I know I'd have a handful of purple rinsed perm and my man meat so deep in her shit box it'd be tickling her tonsils!!!

    I call GAY PANDA!!!!
     
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  3. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    There is always next year....

    Christ, one chance of a shag a year.....bit like marriage.......
     
  4. The reason why Pandas are endangered?
     
  5. You may of very well stumbled across something here.... Ever thought of applying for a position of head of animal sexy stuff (not sure if that's the official title) at Edinburgh Zoo?
     
  6. Haha no wonder..... Problem identified now where can I find a Panda sized gimp suit and an industrial sized tub of KY???
     
  7. Who's doing the news coverage?

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  8. Maybe she's just ugly by panda standards? Karen Matthews ugly.

    He's not a machine, you know. He has feelings.
     
  9. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    It's an Edinburgh thing. We all indulge in bumming over here.
     
  10. Christ! He's gone native quickly.

    He's taking sauce with that bamboo?
     
  11. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    Only a heathen panda would take salt and vinegar with bamboo; The very notion!
     
  12. A bit of a waste bringing all that tea with him, then. It'll never get used.
     
  13. News now confirmed that the frigid bitch panda didn't put out despite "Sunshine" being up for a ride. Do we share a lot of DNA with pandas? I see a recurring theme here?! He even sprayed his musk all over her cage, bet her gaff was honking.
     
  14. I went to Edinburgh Zoo last year and had booked to see the pandas. Three things occurred to me:
    The first was how bloody particular the Chinese are when it comes to dictating how their little monochrome animal superstars are looked after. Not a problem in itself but fucking hypocritical when they're trying to take the rest of the animal kingdom in fucking tablet form in a vain attempt to cure what must be epidemic erectile dysfunction.
    The second thing that crossed my mind was that the so-called pandas are just people in costume- when our group was ushered into the presence of the female one (make sure your camera flashes are switched off) she was sitting in a very human-like way. Maybe if she acted more like a bear the male panda would find her more fuckable. Just a thought.
    The third panda-related thing which I found amusing was that on buying a panda soft toy in the gift shop, there was no 'Made in China' label anywhere to be found.

    Aside from that, I liked the zoo a great deal. The rhinos were very good- charging through their mudbath in a tank-like fashion and obviously having a very good time.
     
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