Its cos I went with one of the ones that sits in the back and has the job of opening and closing the door, but on the night he couldnt get it up unless we had a bob the builder video playing in the background, and anyway, he was hung like a water- vole
The one i went with was so fat and horrible, and when i was attemting to coax up a woody by blowing him, i had his beer gut resting on my head, but it didnt work cos he was more interested in lofty the cranes exhaust pipe
You surprise me, didn't think you had your front teeth
gunner are lovegods, but if you are too hideous to give him wood then you have problems... I mean I have seen some of the growlers that Flash and Aunty have been through, they managed wood, you must be a real horror, as one of Aunties had a glass eye and facial burns that would make Nikki Lauder look good
is Flash one of those blokes who sits in the front and drives? he told me that one of the door gunners jobs is to pull on his cyclic for him if he is to tired,
this door gunner bloke i went with stole my guinea pig and i found him rubbing it up and down his thing, and he stole some of my pants as well, cos they were on his head and he was sucking on the wheel skid in the gusset.