Gay Flight attendant

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by catmull, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A transatlantic flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, he seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super"

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that this well-dressed Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big noisy brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground"

    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am a Princess and I take orders from no one but the King and no man may address me without permission"

    To which the flight attendant replied without missing a beat "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm classed as a Queen, so I outrank you, Tray-up you arrogant B*tch."