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Gay Films

#1
Right, I am just sat here watching Flash Gordon, which, without doubt, must be one of the campest flicks ever made. The crap the Long Haired RSM makes me sit through............... 8O

So lets hear it, what is the campest or gayest film you have ever seen? A top 5 would be even better. Homemade porn does not count, by the way, Cuts. :wink:

Flash Gordon
Bridget Jones Diary(not to mention just plain SHOITE!)
Barbarella
The Sound of Music
Grease

I'll get me coat................................

 

Mr Happy

LE
Moderator
#13
I'm confused, is gay crap? or crap gay? Top Gun is gay for sure, but not crap.... U571 is crap, but is it gay - the submarine wasn't pink but it was full of errm Seamen?

Speaking of the Navy, the gayest movie I've ever seen is any of the RN or FAA recruiting advertisements....
 
#15
There aren't many girls in Lord of the Rings and I suspect that Pretty Boy Legolas might be getting it from Gimli.

"Who's the Dwarf! Say it!

"You are....GUMPH"



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#16
LostBoss said:
There aren't many girls in Lord of the Rings and I suspect that Pretty Boy Legolas might be getting it from Gimli.

"Who's the Dwarf! Say it!

"You are....GUMPH"



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Thank you! I'm never going to be able to watch the films without sniggering now... :roll: :lol:
 

OldSnowy

LE
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#17
Don't get started on gayness in LOTR - what about Frodo and Sam (an early version of Ted and Ralph from the Fast Show)?

Or Merry and Pippin?

BTW, article in a paper today quotes a survey that found Women found RN Uniforms verrrrry attractive.

They obviously haven't seen the porkers I work with up here, then!
 
#19
The "Lethal Weapon" films are all a bit camp, and dont even get me started on Jean-Claude Vandams filmography, I'm surprised they dont promote the boxed set as a "homo-erotic wa*k-fest" :roll:
 

Mr Happy

LE
Moderator
#20
OldSnowy said:
BTW, article in a paper today quotes a survey that found Women found RN Uniforms verrrrry attractive.
They obviously also asked a loaded question, RN Mess Kit:

Matelots - Popeye.... Hmmm no wonder that slag kept running off with Brutus


Officers - Face it, no matter how much gold loops and buttons you stick on it, its still just a black suit.


Male Officers Mess Kit - Even with the addition of the ships cumberbund its still a copy of the Infantry's short jacket, overalls and vest. And its still black.

Female Mess Kit - skirts, nice but too long.

Male Whites - nobbly knees and hairy legs... very attractive... to other sailors!

Female Officers Whites - OK those skirts are getting shorter:

But in reality, this is what they all want to be:


and this is what they think:


But I do fancy her:
 

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