Gay dog on death row

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Jan 31, 2013.

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  1. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    Oooh, look. More anti-Americanism. What's the matter, get turned down for a green card?
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  2. There's plenty of British retards who would think the same way.
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  3. More likely because it's a Pitbull and it's been caught up in the usual handbags between Christian fundamentalists and the Gay Rights Mafia.

    Alternatively it may be because they think the owner's a mong and someone's got it in for him

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  5. How is it anti americanism FFS? The yell of anti americanism is like the yell of racism these days, its shouted all to often over nothing.
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  6. Gay for mounting another dog? Nonsense of course.

    Unless he was shouting 'Bowsy Wowsy.)
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  7. fu2

    fu2 LE

    It`s a dogs life.
  8. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    In itself, not. From a bloke who's immediate stance on any thread related to America is hostility it's anti-americanism.
  9. Wellll. It is Thursday, perhaps he would make a good Afghan police dog?
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  10. Non story. The dog's previous owner abandoned him because he thought the dog exhibited homosexual tendencies by humping another male dog. A thoughtless and heartless owner you may say, and you would be right but it doesn't follow that the animal shelter the dog was taken to is equally heartless. He was not under sentence of death for being "gay" rather for being "inconvenient". A lot of animal shelters have only a limited space and funds to take care of animals they take in so they have euthanasia policies to take care of the overcrowding. Many unwanted cats and dogs are put to death every year in this country as I am sure also happens in the U.K. and that's the real horror of the situation.

    Wind your neck in. If you want to do something positive you could volunteer to adopt the dog or at least donate to your local animal charity like the RSPCA.
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  11. The RSPCA? Of feck,now you've done it.
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  12. Will they send it COD?

    And what do you put on the wrapper? 'Gay dog, do not bend'?
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  13. The (fucking) RSPCA? They'd have to prise the last pound coin from my cold dead hand! [See what I did there?]