Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by TankiesYank, Oct 5, 2007.
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Gives new meaning to the warning "INCOMING!!!".
A bomb that would make me sexually irresistible?
I think they are too late - Nature got there first.
Ones already been dropped on the Royal Navy...
Now I can sleep at night knowning that my international hamsters of mystery can fly abroad without suffering from jet lag.
Really makes you wonder whether crazy people or Austin Powers style evil geniuses are in charge over at DARPA. Another nominee was:
"Duh" jumps to mind
Grown men and women thought these things up then devoted large parts of their lives to making them a reality.
It makes you wonder about humanity, it really does.
what I love is that there was an award given to research to find a cure for jetlag in hamsters. HOW MANY F*CKING HAMSTERS GET JETLAG??????
It would have to be a very very strong bomb to get me to fancy any of the ugly buggers that were in my troop! whats wrong with a quick one of the wrist? as a defence system troops could be issued with a few porn mags to minimize the effects
Well Richard Gere is quite a jet setter
All of the ones that fly long-haul presumably.
So that's where those mythical "weapons of ass destruction" went...
Need to know arby, need to know...
The gay bomb is not the only bit of slightly off the wall research. Read "The Men Who Stare at Goats". It would be fecking hilarious if it wasn't so deeply worrying.
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