"Gay Bomb" Gets Science Award

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Ones already been dropped on the Royal Navy...
 
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Other winners included work on treating hamster jetlag
Now I can sleep at night knowning that my international hamsters of mystery can fly abroad without suffering from jet lag.
 
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Really makes you wonder whether crazy people or Austin Powers style evil geniuses are in charge over at DARPA. Another nominee was:

He told the BBC News website that the study revealed that when professional sword swallowers ingested a single sword very carefully, it did not do much harm, but swallowing many swords, strangely shaped blades, or being distracted when swallowing, could cause injury.

The findings also suggested that sword swallowers should not swallow swords if they already had a sore throat, he said.
"Duh" jumps to mind :roll:
 
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Grown men and women thought these things up then devoted large parts of their lives to making them a reality.

It makes you wonder about humanity, it really does.
 
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what I love is that there was an award given to research to find a cure for jetlag in hamsters. HOW MANY F*CKING HAMSTERS GET JETLAG??????
 
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It would have to be a very very strong bomb to get me to fancy any of the ugly buggers that were in my troop! whats wrong with a quick one of the wrist? as a defence system troops could be issued with a few porn mags to minimize the effects
 
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arby said:
what I love is that there was an award given to research to find a cure for jetlag in hamsters. HOW MANY F*CKING HAMSTERS GET JETLAG??????
Well Richard Gere is quite a jet setter :wink:
 
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arby said:
what I love is that there was an award given to research to find a cure for jetlag in hamsters. HOW MANY F*CKING HAMSTERS GET JETLAG??????
All of the ones that fly long-haul presumably.
 
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So that's where those mythical "weapons of ass destruction" went...
 
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arby said:
what I love is that there was an award given to research to find a cure for jetlag in hamsters. HOW MANY F*CKING HAMSTERS GET JETLAG??????
Need to know arby, need to know...
 
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The gay bomb is not the only bit of slightly off the wall research. Read "The Men Who Stare at Goats". It would be fecking hilarious if it wasn't so deeply worrying.
 
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ADUX said:
Does that mean if you drop it on gay people, it turns them back to normal again?
I'll bet you £20 that Bush has the U.S. military working on this one double-time.
 
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