Gay baby

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Gunner_smudge, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Two gay men decided that they wanted a baby of their own.
    They found a woman who was willing to be a surrogate mother for them so they mixed their sperm together and have her artificially inseminated with it.
    Nine months went by and they rushed to the hospital to see their newborn baby boy.
    There are a dozen babies in the ward and eleven of them are crying and screaming the place down.
    Over in the corner one baby boy is content and smiling serenely, a nurse came up to them, and to the delight of the two gays, she points out that the happy child is actually theirs.
    "Isn't it wonderful?" said the one gay to the other, "all these unhappy crying babies...... and yet our baby is just so happy. This just goes to prove the superiority of gay love."
    The nurse turned to them and said....."Oh sure, he looks happy now,... but watch what happens when I pull the thermometer out of his ass.!!"