Gas! Gas! Gas!

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by DozyBint, Aug 30, 2007.

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  1. Breaking news banner on the BBC:

    Vials of a dangerous gas originating from Iraq found at UN in New York. More soon.

  2. They were there all this time!!
  3. Bliar will pop up and claim he was right all along, won't he! :roll:

  5. So, it was the UN all the time then eh? The crafty wee monkeys.
  6. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Jeezus Dozy! I thought you'd let one go there for a minute!
  7. Tell them to watch the CNN newsfeed

    U.N. staff turned up small samples of phosgene taken from a Iraqi chemical weapons plant during inspections.

    Sealed samples and been there since 1996!
  8. If the level of competence couldn't find (presumably) catalogued gas samples in the place where they're supposed to be, does this mean Iraq is going to have to be searched AGAIN?
  9. The specialist search team is on its way!

  10. I suppose they could use sniffer dogs, they shouldn't need quite as many spares this time around.
  11. Phosgene - bloody hell that's old hat - you can dig it up on the Somme still!
  12. But cheap and relatively easy to make - hence the WMD of first choice for your up-and-coming murderous dictator.

    Altogether now, "Hans Brix?! Ohhh, noh!"
  13. See? We should have invaded New York.
  14. Or perhaps a "homegrown" sample, just to try and win support for the whole Iraq affair?
  15. Okay everybody calm yourselves down:

    CTU has been informed and Jack Bauer is on his way back to the US