Gary Oldman said to be on the run.

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  1. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Plod not awfully clued up on motion pictures.

    Apparently arrest warrants have been issued for Anthony Hopkins (murder & cannabilism), Christopher Lee (burning Edward Woodward alive in a BFO wicker man), Mel Gibson (anti-English hate crimes) and Johnny Depp (piracy).
  2. Hmmm sorry to point this out but they're referring to the remake which very few people saw . I'm sure the actors concerned were flattered considering they're not even household names in their own households . The original starred Oldman and half the cast of Eastenders and Coronation Street

    Still a massive fcuk up by Scotland Yard though
  3. Priceless!!!!!!!!!

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  4. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Yes, I'm well aware of that but since I have no clue who was in the remake, I went for Gary Oldman from the original.
  5. Is there a warrant out for Charlize Theron's part in the Italian job (theft, dangerous driving etc)? I'm definately the man to bring her in.
  6. I've done a few snuf films and one of them was with a Maddie double. i do hope plod won't be knocking on my door. there was no soundtrack as she was well gaffered up.
  7. That Oldman's a right nasty piece of work; he shot JFK for a start... :twisted:
  8. Kate I love you :twisted:
  9. how about jude law for just about anything he's been in :twisted:
  10. Or Stallone for the Judge Dredd movie. 8O :pukel:
  11. Thats this bloke fcuked then.

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  12. There is no such thing as an anti-English hate crime... infact I think you can be arrested for not hating England.

    Even the Cornish have kicked off now, they got a bit of a botty on because some of the scenes from a music video representing 'England' were shot in Cornwall!!!


    Bring back the Kingdom of Mercia I say!!!
  13. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Uwe Boll - for crimes against film making?
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    He's a wrong'un! Bang the bugger up.
  15. Whilst your at it,give that Stephen Sondeberg a good shoeing as well.Oceans 12 my arrse.Biggest load of pish since the last load of pish he did.