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Gary Lineker on Twitter

Gout Man

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Wayne Lineker. He seems to have all the charm of his brother, but without his sophistication.
Here he on Twitter selecting which girl he'll go out with, by pushing the rejected ones into a swimming pool.

Didn’t realise he had a brother, what parents name their kids Gary and Wayne?
What a pity Lineker G could play football because if he couldn’t we would never of heard of the unfunny git.
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Headline - Lineker is 61
Report - last week he was 59

He wants to take in some dodgy tourist, but hasn't.

The truths a funny old thing, isn't it?.
It has to be the right kind of dodgy tourist! Plus if you knew Lineker and his reputation and were given the choice of the street or his house, which would you choose?