Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. I was at a petrol station today filling the car up and opposite me a man was filling up his brand new BMW. Well, he over-filled it and the petrol went over his arm. He went into the garage to pay, then went back and sat in his car, lit a cigarette and set his arm on fire. A policeman was nearby who came over and arrested him for possesing a firearm.