This program is fucking epic. Drinking, fighting, shagging and a few dragons thrown into the mix. However, they have a curious custom of naming bastards with specific names instead of the fathers surname, such as "Snow" from the North, and "Sand" from the desert region that clearly isn't supposed to be Durkadurkastan in the books. So, modern bastard names? If you're a Jeremy Kyle kind of person you get given a shameful surname instead of the proper one. Help to divide the scum from the rest of us? I'll kick it off with Brown, for scum from Newcastle. And yes, i am very bored, so I thought i'd bore you lot as well.