Game Hunter

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  1. The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone
    about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot
    and no one could dispute that. But then he said that he could
    recognize any animal's skin by feeling it, and he could tell what
    caliber rifle was used to shoot it by locating the bullet hole.

    This was a bit too much for the other customers, and soon a heated
    argument started. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it
    if they would put up the drinks, and the bet was on. They
    blindfolded him and took him to his first animal skin. After
    feeling it for a few moments, he announced, "Springbok." Then he
    felt for the bullet hole and declared, "And it was shot with a
    .22 rifle."

    He was right! The others could not believe it and the argument was
    even hotter than before. When someone suggested that he must have
    peeped, he said that he was prepared to do it again for another
    round. So they blindfolded him again, very thoroughly this time,
    and they brought a skin that someone happened to have in the trunk
    of his car.

    He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Kalahari Lion."
    Fingering the bullet hole, he added, "The rifle was a .308."

    He was right again! This only made the crowd more curious, and he
    had to prove his skills over and over again, every time winning a
    round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, bombed out of his
    mind, and went to sleep.

    The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one
    hell of a shiner. So he said to his wife, "Listen, I know I was
    drunk last night, but not too drunk to know that I didn't get into
    a fight. So where did I get this black eye?"

    His wife replied angrily, "From me!"

    "What did I do?" he asked.

    She replied, "You got into bed and put your hand inside my
    panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and announced, 'Skunk,
    killed with an axe!' "