[game] Command Hot Blondes At Car Wash

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by monsoon_ditch, Jan 25, 2006.

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  1. mmmmmmmmm Fondle, Spank and jiggle work for me!
     
  2. Jedi doesn't work on this one, pity, pity......
     
  3. ^......Nope - but 'Fender' does.............................*dribble*
     
  4. waterfight
     
  5. "Lick pussy" is not what you expect either!
     
  6. "Munch carpet" did not elicit the desired action :(
     
  7. "Panties" makes them do an impression of Tommy Cooper for some reason!
     
  8. Strip's worth a look too
     
  9. In the interest of scientific research, it seems that "wet" has a slightly different result to waterfight

    "Foam" disappoints and only leaves one wanting as does "dirty" and "naughty"
     
  10. Dance gets a David Brent impression.
     
  11. 'Access denied' from the office fun-filter.

    Someone tell me how they respond to those words
     
  12. For you boys, try "lesbian".
     
  13. Gearstick = Jeremy Clarkson look-a-like getting the elbow.
     
  14. dick was quite interesting