Come on - forget all this high-brow University Challenge bollarks, and how brainy she is . . . . . she's one of these awkward mid-twenties studenty types and it shows. Would you prefer to bang her back box in whilst punching her in the kidneys and holding a Sainsbury's carrier bag over her head, or would you prefer to sit down to tea and biscuits on doylies whilst talking about the Reformation?