Gaddafi's bodyguard

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  1. Well Libya's current incumbent dictator looks to be on his way out.
    So what's going to happen with his bodyguards, are we expecting a shootout to the death or are they going to do one and end up working for Aegis?


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  2. Does Gadaffi live a double life, as Mickey Rourke as well.

    Do you reckon the one at the end of pic 2 has pissed the others off?

    Pic 3 looks like Libya's national carrier showing off the new seasons flight attendant uniform.

    Pic 5 - is it Gaddafi or the bodyguard that's farted? (she looks guilty to me).
     
  3. You noticed the resemblance as well? Rourke's agent is probably in talks right now, as Chris Nolan writes the script...
     
  4. So Charles Bronson didn't expire.

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  5. If I had my own county I would do the same. The only difference is that there uniforms would mostly be made up of thongs and high heels.
     
  6. Why has he never promoted himself higher to something like "Supreme General" or "Grand High Twat"? He could at least have more of an excuse for more such specialised bodyguards then...
     
  7. If old Col Gaddfly investigates each of his female body guards to see if they are virgins, then he must really suffer from stink finger badly.... just wait until the fundametalists come along, all these nice virgins will be wearing Buhkas.....
     
  8. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    I should imagine the Bosnian mercenaries he's using will have sorted that virginity problem out for them
     
  9. Now is the traditional time for a tyrant's bodyguards to assassinate him. I wonder what method they'll use? A Jimmy Choo stiletto through the eyeball?
     
  10. Maybe he didn't want to come across as some 'Bearded Tit'.

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  11. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Possiblly the most stupid uniform ever uniform ever
    Even Walts would take the piss out of that medal rack coloured on a bit of card
     
  12. What's with the spaghetti on his shoulder, has he been in a food fight?
     
  13. seaweed

    seaweed LE Book Reviewer

    What a rig! Elton John eat your heart out (although he might not appreciate the generously upholstered ADC).
     
  14. If Elton doesnt want young Ada Camp, can I have her please, only I,m feeling rather Dick-tate -oreal lately
     
  15. well.... i would!