Gaddafi's bodyguard

[SUNRAY_MINOR]

Well Libya's current incumbent dictator looks to be on his way out.
So what's going to happen with his bodyguards, are we expecting a shootout to the death or are they going to do one and end up working for Aegis?

Bodyguards Gaddafi's choice of bodyguards has been the subject of much media attention. His 40-member bodyguard contingent, known as the Amazonian Guard, is entirely female. All women who qualify for duty supposedly must be virgins, and are hand-picked by Gaddafi himself. They are trained in the use of firearms and martial arts at a special academy before entering service

 

[Desperate Dan]

Does Gadaffi live a double life, as Mickey Rourke as well.

Do you reckon the one at the end of pic 2 has pissed the others off?

Pic 3 looks like Libya's national carrier showing off the new seasons flight attendant uniform.

Pic 5 - is it Gaddafi or the bodyguard that's farted? (she looks guilty to me).

 

[Werewolf]

Does Gadaffi live a double life, as Mickey Rourke as well.

Do you reckon the one at the end of pic 2 has pissed the others off?

Pic 3 looks like Libya's national carrier showing off the new seasons flight attendant uniform.

Pic 5 - is it Gaddafi or the bodyguard that's farted? (she looks guilty to me).

You noticed the resemblance as well? Rourke's agent is probably in talks right now, as Chris Nolan writes the script...

 

[sunami]

So Charles Bronson didn't expire.

 

[saladdoger]

If I had my own county I would do the same. The only difference is that there uniforms would mostly be made up of thongs and high heels.

 

[SudoCreme]

Why has he never promoted himself higher to something like "Supreme General" or "Grand High Twat"? He could at least have more of an excuse for more such specialised bodyguards then...

 

[uncle_vanya]

If old Col Gaddfly investigates each of his female body guards to see if they are virgins, then he must really suffer from stink finger badly.... just wait until the fundametalists come along, all these nice virgins will be wearing Buhkas.....

 

[the_boy_syrup]

If old Col Gaddfly investigates each of his female body guards to see if they are virgins, then he must really suffer from stink finger badly.... just wait until the fundametalists come along, all these nice virgins will be wearing Buhkas.....

I should imagine the Bosnian mercenaries he's using will have sorted that virginity problem out for them

 

[Mark The Convict]

Now is the traditional time for a tyrant's bodyguards to assassinate him. I wonder what method they'll use? A Jimmy Choo stiletto through the eyeball?

 

[sunami]

Why has he never promoted himself higher to something like "Supreme General" or "Grand High Twat"? He could at least have more of an excuse for more such specialised bodyguards then...

Maybe he didn't want to come across as some 'Bearded Tit'.

 

[the_boy_syrup]

Possiblly the most stupid uniform ever uniform ever
Even Walts would take the piss out of that medal rack coloured on a bit of card

 

[sunami]

What's with the spaghetti on his shoulder, has he been in a food fight?

 

[seaweed]

What a rig! Elton John eat your heart out (although he might not appreciate the generously upholstered ADC).

 

[Manley]

What a rig! Elton John eat your heart out (although he might not appreciate the generously upholstered ADC).

If Elton doesnt want young Ada Camp, can I have her please, only I,m feeling rather Dick-tate -oreal lately

 

[h301593]

well.... i would!

 

[the_boy_syrup]

well.... i would!

Stir Gadaffi ducks porridge eeeewwwww

 

[uncle_vanya]

Col Gaddfly probably bought all his uniforms from Adam Ant's and Elton Johns 1970's Glam Rock days..... Bet he uses his swagger stick to shove up camels' buts to see if there are any CIA spies hiding out.... Well, he is certainly in good company with signor Berlsuconi..... another Dude who needs help badly..... That chubby lass always seems to be around the old Colonel. Poor dear, he really needs to speak to his tailor about the state of some of those uniforms....

 

[sunami]

I see he's been awarded the VIP backstage pass for the Elton John gig.


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[Purple_Flash]

The Bodyguard's adjutant needs to give out some extras. I have never seen so many varied orders of dress amongst a formed body of (wo)men.

Unless of course, the order of uniform denotes the duty of the day; Pouting Blonde in Waiting, Chubby Camel Searcher, Duty Doe-Eyed Minx, etc.

 

[Fireplace]

The Bodyguard's adjutant needs to give out some extras. I have never seen so many varied orders of dress amongst a formed body of (wo)men.

Unless of course, the order of uniform denotes the duty of the day; Pouting Blonde in Waiting, Chubby Camel Searcher, Duty Doe-Eyed Minx, etc.

I notice some of the guard are wearing women's uniform blouses and others are wearing men's uniform blouses. If there something they are trying hard to conceal, they're doing a piss poor job of it. One blouse with the top botton open.

And the aiguillettes; worn mostly on the right, but one on the left and on different buttons. Secret code for 'I take it in the starfish?'

If Gadaffi's "crack squad" had anything remotely approaching an RSM, he'd have live steam bursting from both ear 'oles.