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Gaddafi's bodyguard

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SUNRAY_MINOR, Feb 26, 2011.

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  1. SUNRAY_MINOR

    SUNRAY_MINOR LE

    Well Libya's current incumbent dictator looks to be on his way out.
    So what's going to happen with his bodyguards, are we expecting a shootout to the death or are they going to do one and end up working for Aegis?


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    SUNRAY_MINOR, Feb 26, 2011
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  2. Desperate Dan

    Desperate Dan War Hero

    Does Gadaffi live a double life, as Mickey Rourke as well.

    Do you reckon the one at the end of pic 2 has pissed the others off?

    Pic 3 looks like Libya's national carrier showing off the new seasons flight attendant uniform.

    Pic 5 - is it Gaddafi or the bodyguard that's farted? (she looks guilty to me).
     
    Desperate Dan, Feb 26, 2011
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  3. Werewolf

    Werewolf LE

    You noticed the resemblance as well? Rourke's agent is probably in talks right now, as Chris Nolan writes the script...
     
    Werewolf, Feb 26, 2011
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  4. sunami

    sunami LE

    So Charles Bronson didn't expire.

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    sunami, Feb 26, 2011
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  5. saladdoger

    saladdoger Old-Salt

    If I had my own county I would do the same. The only difference is that there uniforms would mostly be made up of thongs and high heels.
     
    saladdoger, Feb 26, 2011
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  6. SudoCreme

    SudoCreme Old-Salt

    Why has he never promoted himself higher to something like "Supreme General" or "Grand High Twat"? He could at least have more of an excuse for more such specialised bodyguards then...
     
    SudoCreme, Feb 27, 2011
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  7. uncle_vanya

    uncle_vanya LE

    If old Col Gaddfly investigates each of his female body guards to see if they are virgins, then he must really suffer from stink finger badly.... just wait until the fundametalists come along, all these nice virgins will be wearing Buhkas.....
     
    uncle_vanya, Feb 27, 2011
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  8. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    I should imagine the Bosnian mercenaries he's using will have sorted that virginity problem out for them
     
    the_boy_syrup, Feb 27, 2011
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  9. Mark The Convict

    Mark The Convict

    Now is the traditional time for a tyrant's bodyguards to assassinate him. I wonder what method they'll use? A Jimmy Choo stiletto through the eyeball?
     
    Mark The Convict, Feb 27, 2011
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  10. sunami

    sunami LE

    Maybe he didn't want to come across as some 'Bearded Tit'.

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    sunami, Feb 27, 2011
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  11. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Possiblly the most stupid uniform ever uniform ever
    Even Walts would take the piss out of that medal rack coloured on a bit of card
     
    the_boy_syrup, Feb 27, 2011
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  12. sunami

    sunami LE

    What's with the spaghetti on his shoulder, has he been in a food fight?
     
    sunami, Feb 27, 2011
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  13. seaweed

    seaweed LE Book Reviewer

    What a rig! Elton John eat your heart out (although he might not appreciate the generously upholstered ADC).
     
    seaweed, Feb 27, 2011
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  14. Manley

    Manley LE

    If Elton doesnt want young Ada Camp, can I have her please, only I,m feeling rather Dick-tate -oreal lately
     
    Manley, Feb 27, 2011
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  16. h301593

    h301593

    well.... i would!
     
    h301593, Feb 27, 2011
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