Gadaffi

#1
Imagine being the Libyan Leaders bodyguard!

When someone tries to shoot him and you have to shout “Gadaffi Duck” you’d feel like a real Walt…….
 
#2
Someone on here came out with that quip several days ago. What is more, they followed it up with "That's all folks!"
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#3
You waited 2 years and that's your first post!!!!! Don't rush back.
 
#9
B&T said:
IssacHunt said:
Don't be such a sour faced miserable cunt, he might just post something more funny soon...
'
You rang???
He said sour faced miserable cunt, so sod off; we'll wait for western thank you very much!
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#12
He said sour faced miserable cunt, so sod off; we'll wait for western thank you very much!
Why should he have the monopoly???
 
#13
'I'm in the pub, the beer is great, and at 70 pence per pint too...' Sounds as though you are in Prague, you are certainly not in Weatherspoons!
 
#14
You waited 2 years and that's your first post!!!!! Don't rush back.
Lol your last comment was about as much use as a Chocolate Fireguard, switch the computer off and get a REAL LIFE…….
What is it they say about sarcasm “lowest form of wit lol I think so!
Maybe I’m wrong (surely not) is this and after dinner ritual “ ok Mildred it’s 7pm lets log on to the forum and slate some posts, were almost up to 7 million now. You scan the Recruitment thread and I will scan the jokes, it’s always good for a quirky repost.”


Jill………..
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#15
Lol your last comment was about as much use as a Chocolate Fireguard, switch the computer off and get a REAL LIFE…….
What is it they say about sarcasm “lowest form of wit lol I think so!
Maybe I’m wrong (surely not) is this and after dinner ritual “ ok Mildred it’s 7pm lets log on to the forum and slate some posts, were almost up to 7 million now. You scan the Recruitment thread and I will scan the jokes, it’s always good for a quirky repost.”


Jill………..
Good morning Jill!!

Sarcasm the lowest form of wit!!!! Judging by your jokes I am glad I have at least a little bit.

Not sure about the after dinner comment though, I posted that in the morning. Also my wife is not called Mildred, her name is Mavis and used to be a truck driver from Sheffield called Dave.

As for having no life you are absolutely correct. I am a girly clerk working for mostly dickheads.

I will take your advice and read the recruitment threads and you continue to nosh off tramps in the park for dog biscuits.

Regards

B&T
 

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