G4S theme tune new lyrics needed.

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  1. Fekking hell they have got to be kidding me, the twats at G4S have got themseleves a theme tune. I am sure we can find some new words for the lyris any suggestions?

    01 - (G4S) Securing Your World (feat. Jon Christopher Davis) by user6060683 on SoundCloud - Create, record and share your sounds for free

    In case, for some unbelievable reason, you don't want to/can't listen to the song, lyrics are;

    You love your job and the people too
    Making a difference is what you do
    But consider all you have at stake
    The time is now don't make a mistake
    Because the enemy prowls, wanting to attack
    But we're on the wall, we've got your back
    So get out front and take the lead
    And be the winner you were born to be
    G4S! protecting the world
    G4S! so dreams can unfurl
    24/7 every night and day
    A warrior stands ready so don't be afraid
    G4S! secure in your world
    G4S! let your dreams unfurl
    We're guarding you with all our might
    Keeping watch throughout the night
     
  2. It's a spoof.
     
  3. You are fucking joking, surely?
     
  4. I thought their CEO being called Nick Buckles was a joke too.
     
  5. It has been taken off YouTube due to embarrassment. Really they could not get any fekking worse.
     
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I really, really wish it were. Enjoy before the silly cunts take the vid down. If you will excuse me I have the 5 second gag warning.

     
  7. Did you used to share a cell in Bellmarsh with Ivan Dobsky?

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  8. If it were a real G4S production do you think it would have the Squaddies in it? Or "securicor," or the people holding the "G4S are killers" plackards in it?
     
  9. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Ivan was misunderstood. More to be pitied than despised. And he loved that space hopper.
     
  10. I never done it, i only said i done it.... Safe..
     
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I doubt it is a spoof, although the BBC has been spoofed before. Had you asked me a month ago if G4S could have managed to pull off the biggest private security fiasco (dodgy third world 'invasions' excluded) in living memory I would also have said 'Dunno'.

    Quote from G4S:

    "The song isn't a G4S 'corporate anthem' but a song originally composed for a client event at a trade fair in the States, and which was then used by the business to raise money for charity," a spokeswoman says.
    "The song was part of a package of measures included in the US business's corporate social responsibility activities, which in 2011 raised over $500,000 for good causes."
     
  12. Magnificent! Fetch the speaker van.
     
  13. Ivan Scrubbed up pretty well in the Hollywood version though!
     
  14. G4S - What a shambles. Not even up to Mall Cop security standards

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