G4S: One Team?

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by Bad CO, Jul 20, 2012.

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  1. Bad CO

    Bad CO LE Admin Reviews Editor Gallery Guru

    We've just received the attached by email. Not sure of unit or location but that looks like an ambulance to me.

    You have to ask ..... WTF


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  2. MrBane

    MrBane LE Moderator Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I haven't laughed that hard since watching Baghdad Bob on telly deny any presence of western troops in Baghdad.

    Brilliant. :)
  3. What a bunch of *****.
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  4. There's a whiff of Piers-Morganism about this one.

    The phone number appears to be the G4S recruitment line.
  5. Have they recruited some ex-MoD Plod by any chance?
  6. Saw this in FB earlier this morning and actually did LOL!
  7. Forastero?
  8. Just getting their own back, comes to mind.
  9. I have an eerie feeling that the entirety of the Olympics is just going to be overshadowed by this lot and the morons in charge of them. Good that the piss can be taken.

    I'm sick of the *******, to be honest, and I'm not in the mob. Cousin was supposed to be up on leave for my stag do next month but had it canceled because he has to work at the Olympics. He's not happy about it. Claims they're to be shacked up in huge numbers and are living off ration packs for the time being. Of course, the Army might be to blame. They moved his BATUS dates, which meant he couldn't be the best man at the wedding either.
  10. Forget the parking ticket/notice and jail the vehicle's MTO/NCO and driver.

    Look at the state of the grot around the windscreen rubbers, rust and dirt etc.

    I've seen vehicles in a better state at Withams.

    Would not been allowed in my day, what what. (just painted over it).

    Excellent urine take, G4S have to recover their losses some how!!!
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  11. That is really, really good. God knows what outrage the papers would make before somebody mentioned it was a stitch-up.

  12. **** me, I thought it was real. No, not thought but hoped it was real.
  13. JINGO

    JINGO War Hero Book Reviewer

    How many G4S employees does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Answer, 6 Soldiers and 1 Police Officer.
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  14. You're not alone bud, but if wishes were fishes etc.