Jeezus save me.

The OP, (yeah that's you Boris) has asked one of the most crack coked question I have ever seen on this forum.

Oh wait. "Gee Thanks."

You utter, utter hedgebaby.
No you can't have one. Its a store, for storing things.

If I was going to issue you one, the place would be called an "Issue" not a "Store".

Now, off you pop!

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