G-I-L-Fs - Now everyone wants to go to see Granny

#1
Not sure if done before as I can't find it.

The Miss Over 50 Pageant.

Yes they're apparently all over 50. 8O

The Pageant was held in Las Vegas some time ago(?) and the contestants were all very much GILF's of the highest order. :D

Some more pictures





How much work has been done? You decide
 
#3
How much work?

The first one looks like she has had an artistic muff tattooed on, she must also be trying to give up smoking as she's got a patch on her arm.

50 eh?

My missus is older than that and they look nothing like her, I bet they'd have to have a lot of work done to even compare to her...............
 
#4
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What ever happened to Grab a Granny night at the local club, do the lads of today not indulge in such simple pleasures?
 
#5
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#6
Thank the lord (or whoever)!!!!

There's life after 40! :D
 
#7
Father_Famine said:
What ever happened to Grab a Granny night at the local club, do the lads of today not indulge in such simple pleasures?
If they were the sort of grannies festooning my local, I would play the game. However, the 'talent' I have to endure resembles between 5 and 6 feet of testicle skin complete with a bad accent and a worse rash!

edited to add: :puker:
 
#12
haggler said:
mature minge is not to be sniffed at
Why not, it'snormally better smelling and better coiffeured ( if not shaved) than most chav minge, in my experience :wink:
 
#13
Nice!

While browsing the site in the link I found another category 'Photoshopped porn'. I was going to post a link, but wasn't sure if it contravened site rules (nothing is shown, but it's obvious what's happening).

Take a look.
 
#14
Pics?
 
#15
They must be just over 50 then because there's not a sag or a bag anywhere on them. :omg: :omfg: :p How much was photo-shopped I wonder? :?: :?
 
#17
they are only showing the harrods style muff though --most of it looks like a badly stuffed ham roll by the time it reaches that age ---see how they scrub up when they have had a tena lady strapped to the gusset all day .

happy shopper style grannies show off the goods on picland.to and by the lord you need a strong constitution to view ---along with a goodly supply of blue roll
 
#18
Plane ticket to Las Vegas - check.

Entry ticket to Glamorous grannies contest - check.

Industrial size bucket of lubricant - check.

They are after all supposedly over 50, and therefore have more than likely gone through the 'change'.

I would however without a shadow of a doubt fcuk the guts out of every single one of them!
 
#19
mooseknuckle said:
Plane ticket to Las Vegas - check.

Entry ticket to Glamorous grannies contest - check.

Industrial size bucket of lubricant - check.

They are after all supposedly over 50, and therefore have more than likely gone through the 'change'.

I would however without a shadow of a doubt fcuk the guts out of every single one of them!


To think, they will probably die never knowing how lucky they could have been :wink:

Of course, I would also poke out my own right eye for just a few sweet tender moments ploughing through every one of them like a rutting rhino!!
 
#20
You sure the title is correct?.. don't they mean they are all over 50 pounds weight?...Las Vegas, you say?.. Best get Grissom and the CSI in there..sure they will uncover the truth.. lots of plastic and botox and face lifts, tummy tucks, and surgery and stretching and pinning..probably sliced away enough to make another bunch....and I want 'proof' they are grannies.. let's see their kids!...[ after all, if grandma looks this damn good, chances are daughter and grand-daughter could, too.. and ..well.. what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...now that would be a threesome!!!]
 

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