G-I-L-Fs - Now everyone wants to go to see Granny

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fat_Cav, Sep 22, 2009.

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  1. Not sure if done before as I can't find it.

    The Miss Over 50 Pageant.

    Yes they're apparently all over 50. 8O

    The Pageant was held in Las Vegas some time ago(?) and the contestants were all very much GILF's of the highest order. :D

    Some more pictures


    How much work has been done? You decide
  2. kin ell
  3. How much work?

    The first one looks like she has had an artistic muff tattooed on, she must also be trying to give up smoking as she's got a patch on her arm.

    50 eh?

    My missus is older than that and they look nothing like her, I bet they'd have to have a lot of work done to even compare to her...............
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  5. The wonders of modern cosmetic surgery
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Thank the lord (or whoever)!!!!

    There's life after 40! :D
  7. If they were the sort of grannies festooning my local, I would play the game. However, the 'talent' I have to endure resembles between 5 and 6 feet of testicle skin complete with a bad accent and a worse rash!

    edited to add: :puker:
  8. Ye Gods.They are Grannies?
  9. mature minge is not to be sniffed at
  10. That's very good.I can see what you did there.
  11. Jesus most of them are better looking than my 20 year old girl friend. Wonder if I can trade her in for an older model :twisted:
  12. Why not, it'snormally better smelling and better coiffeured ( if not shaved) than most chav minge, in my experience :wink:
  13. Nice!

    While browsing the site in the link I found another category 'Photoshopped porn'. I was going to post a link, but wasn't sure if it contravened site rules (nothing is shown, but it's obvious what's happening).

    Take a look.
  14. They must be just over 50 then because there's not a sag or a bag anywhere on them. :omg: :omfg: :p How much was photo-shopped I wonder? :?: :?