FVCKING SH1T EATING WINDOW LICKER OF A RETARDS CVNT WEASLE..

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  1. ...SYPHILITIC DISCHARGE GARGLING SOAP DODGING WORK SHY FATHERLESS CHAV WHO HAS NO RIGHT TO LIVE ANY LONGER, FVCK IT, I WANT HIS WHOLE FAMILY PUBLICLY EXECUTED BY BEING IMPALED. SPIKES UP THEIR BUMS AND A SLOW DEATH WILL TEACH THE FVCK WIT WALKING ABORTIONS NOT TO LEAVE THEIR USED CHEWING GUM ON BUS SEATS FOR ME TO FVCKING SIT IN AND RUIN THE TROUSERS OF MY NEW BLOODY SUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    CVNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Put the trousers in the freezer for a bit till the gum peels off and calm down dear.
     
  3. ......and breathe
     
  4. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Aaaand breath..!!
     
  5. Agree............. but keep them on and chill.
     
  6. That'll teach you to get a decent job and earn a proper wage so you don't have to use public transport
     
  7. are you miffed LVH????
     
  8. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    But on the bright side, the bus wasn't in Cumbria!
     
  9. why were you sitting on a bus in the first place :?
     
  10. Maybe that's what sent Fatboy in Cumbria postal.....chewing gum on the arrse??
     
  11. Public transport?


    Never heard of it
     
  12. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Its for transporting the poor
     
  13. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    It was the Outrage Bus!!
     
  14. Actually, I walk. So it must be a middle class form of transport.
     
  15. It was once I discovered the still wet and moist gum on my arrse.

    Trousers are in the freezer.

    I knew I should have got a bloody taxi.