Future mother in law email to sons fiancé

OldSnowy

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#2
I think that the vast majority of the points raised by this lady are quite correct and justified. The girl sounds like a horrific gold-digger, ill-mannered and uncouth. I particularly liked "You regularly draw attention to yourself. Perhaps you should ask yourself why. No one gets married in a castle unless they own it. It is brash, celebrity style behaviour." Quite correct, Madam!


This being the NAAFI - the girl may of course have cracking tits, which would account for a lot - there are, indeed, some girls worth marrying, and others suitable for other purposes entirely :)
 
#3
Why,which part of the email did you think wasn't valid?

I know this is the NAAFI,but it is a genuine question.
 
#4
Why,which part of the email did you think wasn't valid?

I know this is the NAAFI,but it is a genuine question.
Didn't think any of it wasn't valid, just think such strong, confident women can only be truly appreciated in the NAAFI bar. Girl sounds like she needed a kick up the arrse, but the way the mother in law did it was sheer class.
 
#5
Google images throws up a couple of photos. She's nothing to write home about never mind taking her there.

This one is from the Mail:

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#6
I dunno... I'd smash her hoop for her.
 

napier

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#7
She sounds just like my ex Sister-in Law (A more self-centred, idle money grubbing bitch you couldn't hope to find). Let's hope the Groom to be sees sense.
 
#10
#12
Yea but, I think you two would spunk up Susan Boyle.

For free.
Damn right! I bet she's a really fithy fuggin' hooer! And if I could tempt Bella Emberg in for a threeway, all the better!!!
 
#13
The Grooms Mother is always correct on all points,,,,,,
 
#14
Perhaps the mother in law should look closer to home while she's at it and ask her son where he lost his razor.
 
#18
Writing is so last century. Surely it would have been much better to play out the whole thing live in front of a studio audience on the Jeremy Kyle show.
 

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