Civvy_Shot said:Just work on your lines:
'it's a sign of high testosterone'
'it's not a bald patch, it's the solar panel for a sex machine'(!) (NB might not work)
And if anyone is getting a tad tiresome with the slaphead related comments, just point out that you can buy a hat for a fiver, but the amount of plastic surgery required to sort their ugly feckin mess of a face will cost thousands and no-one can give them a personality implant.
Not that I'm sensitive on the subject, like.