Fuss about exams

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cuddles, Aug 5, 2011.

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  1. The news has been zinging with people claiming that their faulty exams will be affecting their results in maths, languages and physics.

    Well they should think themselves lucky. The GCSE A Level in Exploration practical exam was an absolute bear this year...
  2. Guess he failed the practical.
  3. Fuckin dangerous place Norway. Allegedly.
  4. Norway - never a lunatic with an assault rifle when you need one...
  5. He'll be like a bear with a sore head in the morning.
  6. No. He'll be dead. As will the bear.
  7. Are you sure?
    WWF are probably enroute as we speak to form a protective cordon.
  8. Did the survivors eat the bear?
  9. No they didn't, apparently they were marked down a grade for that.

    Fans of the Golden compass were surprised the bear attacked without his body armour...
  10. ancienturion

    ancienturion LE Book Reviewer

    Someone inFURred that the bear had been to dodge trip wires by THEM but as usual there wasn't enough body armour to go round.
  11. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    make a nice rug for the lads parents though, every time they stub their toes on its huge teeth they can be reminded of their son.
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