Funny tube announcements

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by johnnyonthespot, Nov 28, 2007.

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  1. That's why she got the ' Tin Tack ' from the Underground ' J. Arthur Rankers'

    No 'Turkish Bath' here for you, ' Jack and Danny '.

    Bunch of ' Grumble and Grunts '
  2. "I'm terribly sorry, I don't understand your banter old chap"
    "Cabbage crates coming over the briny?"
  3. Tilbury Dock
  4. Now, speaking as a Yorkshireman (speak as I find, me; call a spade a bloody shovel etc. etc.) - I give up, what the fcuk does that bit mean?
  5. You're having a 'Turkish' look below your 'Thru'penny's' and you will find your ' Jack and Danny'
  6. Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I thought you said "organist"
  7. ' Brahms & Litsz ?
  8. :oops:

    ARRSE Rule #1:

    Do try and avoid posting when pissed - you may feel that you are the most lucid fcuker in the world, deeply humourous, witty and urbane; but strangely, no-one else will get any 'jokes' you make.