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That's why she got the ' Tin Tack ' from the Underground ' J. Arthur Rankers'

No 'Turkish Bath' here for you, ' Jack and Danny '.

Bunch of ' Grumble and Grunts '
 
#3
JoseyWales said:
That's why she got the ' Tin Tack ' from the Underground ' J. Arthur Rankers'

No 'Turkish Bath' here for you, ' Jack and Danny '.

Bunch of ' Grumble and Grunts '
"I'm terribly sorry, I don't understand your banter old chap"
"Cabbage crates coming over the briny?"
:?
 
#5
JoseyWales said:
No 'Turkish Bath' here for you, ' Jack and Danny '.
Now, speaking as a Yorkshireman (speak as I find, me; call a spade a bloody shovel etc. etc.) - I give up, what the fcuk does that bit mean?
 
#9
:oops:
Slightly.



ARRSE Rule #1:

Do try and avoid posting when pissed - you may feel that you are the most lucid fcuker in the world, deeply humourous, witty and urbane; but strangely, no-one else will get any 'jokes' you make.
 

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