Without doubt, there will be many...i know theres a topic similar in the sappers forum, but this is for anyone. I'll start, though there will be better ones. These did make me chuckle at the time though.!: 1) At the ranges, company shooting competition. Gets to the end of the shoot, were cleaning our weapons before getting cleared to leave the range. We all line up , so DS can check were clear, so we can do the I have no ammo declaration..blah..blah... Anyway DS gets to one lad, who cant cock his rifle-..he says to DS...oh, ive lost my cocking hadle sir!! 2) Bit worse than that, but a different time and place,..we come back from ranges and get back to barracks. Sgt maj asks if anyone has left any kit at the range...rather sheepishly, a lad says' yes sir...my rifle.! Bursts of laughter from everyone, but not the sgt maj!