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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BombG T-Shirts, Apr 3, 2011.

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  1. BombG T-Shirts

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    I posted a T-Shirt caption a while back (I have not responded for a while due to being away, not in prison I hasten to add) and have received some truly great responses. One of my particular favorites was by Gundulph see below.

    I am just about to start this as a new range, There are some exellent slogans to be had here, please feel free to add your own.

    A free T-shirt for Gundulph is on route, well done you.

    Enjoy.

    The T-Shirts reads on the back "You know you are a squaddie when......"
    Followed by a few of the following suggestions.

    Here are some sugestions.........

    You use target indication to point out hot chicks.

    You use the term 'chicks'

    You insist on dancing like a dick, whilst your civvie mates insist on trying to dance 'properly'.

    Your civvie mates don't understand any of the terminology you use such as 'no dramas', 'squared away', 'take a knee' etc.

    You can't help saying "Roger", "Say again" and other snappy bits of VP

    You use acronyms thinking your civvie mates will understand what you are talking about

    You cringe, and mutter under your breath 'haircut', when you see men with long hair.

    You walk at a ridiculous pace and are physically incapable of walking at the shopping pace of your girlfriend.

    You refer to personal organisation as "admin"

    Your girlfriend is stored in your mobile phone address book as 'Zero Alpha'

    You use patrol hand signals in a night club if people can't hear you

    You always use the 24 hour clock....

    You come out in a cold sweat if you find yourself still working after lunch on a Friday....

    You have to stop work at 10am for NAAFI break or else you might not make it to lunch....

    At least half of your DVD collection are war movies....

    The sight of rolling countryside makes you scan for 'enemy depth'....

    You think that eating every meal for a week with the same spoon that you licked clean and kept in the pocket of the same shirt you've worn all week is perfectly normal....

    All of your food has to be prepared by a chef because you're incapable of cooking anything that can't either be boiled in a bag or eaten cold....

    You lie when people ask you what you do for a living....

    When leaving your phone number on a voice message you can't just give it once, has to be repeated.

    When surveying open ground (when not looking for enemy in depth) you think, good tank country. If a forestry block - I could get a platoon in here

    You survey open ground.

    When you are pointing out some natural feature you begin with "Reference bushy topped tree etc etc"

    Your girlfriend has started saying "admin" and gave you the "Chop" when telling you to put the bin out.

    When meeting mates in a pub you always turn up 5 minutes early and are secretly angry that nobody else has.....Worse still, if it's a venue you haven't been to before, you turn up 15 minutes early to put in a CTR, in order that you are definitely there 5 minutes early.

    You subconsciously red-pen everything you read.

    Nothing soldiers do shocks you any more....

    You can't watch war movies without giving a running commentary.

    People in prison have more contact with women than you do....

    Whenever you spell something out you use the phonetic alphabet....

    You don't trust your mum/wife/girlfriend/any woman to iron your kit because deep down you think that your ironing is better....

    You point using your whole hand in a karate chop motion....

    You find that the conversation somehow always comes back round to you, because you're more interesting than most topics of conversation....

    You think not shaving is a treat....

    You get really irritated when people you don't know call you 'mate'....

    You can read a junk mail catalogue from cover to cover and refer to everything that is useful as a Gucci bit of kit.

    Please add to this list for a complete dictionary.

    Bomb G
     
  2. Christ how big are these T-Shirts?
     
  3. BombG T-Shirts

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    You Know you are a squadie when...........

    You can pack everything that you need for one week away into a space no bigger than you sock.

    And you do it at 2330 on a Sunday evening.
     
  4. You know you're a squaddie when.... You've spunked on a biscuit
     
  5. Fixed that...
     
  6. FACT!!!

    The biggest bag I have EVER taken on holiday I can sling on my shoulder. That includes one time with my then girlfirend, our 18-month-old son and his 60 pampers (she didn't think they'd have them in Barbados)