funny Similes

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Grumpole, Jan 24, 2009.

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  1. No it isn't a typo!

    I am constantly amused by the ever inventive use of similes by our brethren, but I am runing dry. Therefore, this is a plea to all out silver tongued-masters of irony, post your similes here.


    Sweating like a scouser in a spelling bee
    As amusing as burning orphanage

    etc etc.
  2. Please Knocker,tell me that's a Wah, or are your reading skills really that bad?

  3. Indeed! :roll:
  4. Sweating like a paedophile in Toys R Us
  5. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    Sweating like a squaddy outside a catholic girls school in Belfast :lol:
  6. She had a fanny like a wizards sleeve

  7. Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop.
  8. worth a try, it's early. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
  9. dead like madeline?

    I'm as bored as Fritzl's daughter

    it looked like rolf harris eating a banana

    sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop

    shaking like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer

    ripped like a virgin's hymen
  10. Sweating like a paedophile in a kids disco
  11. Nipples like Bedford wheelnuts(Mil) Regarding a lady in an excited state

    Like an Abbo's armpit(Aus) An alledgedly malodorous place.

    Pull out my piles and call me macaroni.(Exclamation) An indication of surprise
  12. Left her with a face like a plasterers radio.

    Sweating like Michael Jackson at a nativity play.
  13. Sweating like a scouser in court

    Sweating like Micheal Jackson on Sesame Street
  14. My Favourite "As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University". :)
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