An Airborne mate of mine was describing to me the other week what a "Spider Man" was. According to him, if the young lady you are with does not cater for man mess on her face, you should jack in your hand. Once you have done this, you say "Go! Go! Web! and fling your gloop in her grid with an underarm Spidey action type movement. Obviously, a swift exit is advised. Have any arrser's partaken of the Spider Man and if not, are there any other similar deviant stories out there?