I returned yesterday from my Welbeck RCB, and although it didn't go great I must admit it was amusing at least! 1715 hours, we were all lined up outside the mess, looking like young ladies and gentleman in our blazers, suits and dresses, nervously aniticipating what was to come. It was our interviews, one with a Colonel and Lieutenant Colonel, and another with some Education Officer I believe? Anyway, we walked down towards one of the buildings and were all sitting waiting to be called up, when "45" was shouted from down the hall, so up gets Number. 45 and walks down the hall to his interview, nothing more was thought of it. He returned 15 minutes later, shaking, palms sweating, with a face as bright as could be. The two Colonels, he informed us, had asked him as part of the current affairs questions; "What would I be talking about if I said.....Condolisa Rice" (I believe that is her name?) 45 though, interpreted this as "Condolisa Race" and replied "Horse Racing"!! I must admit, although the RCB didn't go great, this was definately the highlight! Any other funny RCB stories?